i dont have a christmas wish list just give me money
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory
when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping
when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh
She said NO, he didn’t stop
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.